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May. 16th, 2030 02:14 pm[Varker is attempting to speak clearly, but there is a definite lisp as he trips over his own teeth.]
You've reached Dr. Varker. As a note, yes I do accept bribes in exchange for good behavior.
You've reached Dr. Varker. As a note, yes I do accept bribes in exchange for good behavior.
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 04:25 am (UTC)Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 04:33 am (UTC)Stopping in front of the liquor cabinet he doesn't care what time it is, he just pulls a glass and starts pouring.
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 04:43 am (UTC)"If you'd been an ass about it, I'd have just taken them off you. It's okay. But also can I have a vodka."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 04:52 am (UTC)He takes a long pull from his glass before grabbing Norton's Vodka and pouring something more appropriate than what he'd given himself, "you want anything with it?"
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:13 am (UTC)He likes the bubbles.
"If you had, I would have been aggravated about it. But it wouldn't have been the end of the world. And also, you didn't."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:21 am (UTC)He'll root around in Norton's fridge for a minute before he finds something close enough and brings it back for Jedao.
"Again, it could have been. But it didn't so I suppose kings to you, Jedao."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:24 am (UTC)Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:30 am (UTC)"If you got so mad at me you used your stupid gravity manipulation powers in the exact wrong spot on the barge, it could open a wormhole and with the bullshit that is the barge, rip the multiverse or what ever the hell it is, to shreds." He takes a casual sip of his drink.
"Obviously ending the world."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:39 am (UTC)He sips his vodka tonic and gazes at Varker, exasperated but fond.
"Anyway, kings to me indeed. What you did choose counts for a lot more than what you thought about, in my book."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:46 am (UTC)His mood starts to sour more as he rolls the last statement around in his head.
"One correct choice in a sea of terrible ones doesn't tip the scale, but what ever you say."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 05:54 am (UTC)"And a bunch of terrible choices doesn't make this one matter any less, either."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 06:00 am (UTC)His foot shifts, nudging his ribs at the kiss but its a light jab if that.
"I am not in the mood to be accused of goodness in the grand scheme of the world, Jedao. Let me just be an ass and I can breathe easier."
Re: A few days post-breach
Date: 2026-02-08 06:07 am (UTC)