Dr. Clement Varker (
cameclosest) wrote2030-05-16 02:14 pm
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[Varker is attempting to speak clearly, but there is a definite lisp as he trips over his own teeth.]
You've reached Dr. Varker. As a note, yes I do accept bribes in exchange for good behavior.
You've reached Dr. Varker. As a note, yes I do accept bribes in exchange for good behavior.
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"Have fun getting me to do anything I don't want to. You had your one chance, and I'd be surprised if it came again so soon."
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"I'm sure I could take you places you don't want to go. By like. Picking you up. But then you'd unleash the sass, and I'd perish. Wilt even. Overdosing on sass and crass."
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He might try and maintain this the rest of the evening before bed and see about finding that Aerith girl or banging on Norton's door in the morning to borrow his shower, even if his choice in shampoo is abhorrent.
"I would scream if you picked me up, truly. Thats completely undignified, and I might be sassy, but I'm am not crass. Can't say anything about you though, if you bring that energy into the room instead." He waves a hand her way, though stops as he finally notices one of his nails had broken shorter than the others with the daily excitement.
"God. Im going to look like I dont give a shit about myself the longer im on this fucking boat, aren't I?"
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(At least Aerith, unknown to Sokie, would be very nice about lending her shower and bath for Varker to clean up in, if he so wanted).
"You and anyone else I pick up." She giggled, shaking her head. "I can be crass as the best of them, but am, surprisingly, capable of putting it away for a time to sound completely intellectual and capable."
How she said that with a straight face, mostly had to do with the fact she was enjoying smelling some real good stuff.
"Darling, you dress far nicer then some of us. Personally, I raid my roommate's wardrobe most of the time, and my hair is basically untamable. It can't decide what it wants to be."
She waved a hand. "I mean. If you suggest going all spa and such? Some people would be like. Totally interested."